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This is definitely the thing you need
Impulse purchases make life worth living
You are in no way susceptible to marketing
Better to regret something you did do

Reviews

Colonel Failure

If there were any customers they might leave a review.

Also Colonel Failure

If I was a customer I'd probably be happy.

C. Failure

I bought something once. It was alright. Didn't buy it from here though, if that matters.

Failure, Colonel

Where did I put my wallet?

Spock Bumson

First I'm going to take my shirt off, then I'll buy something.

Julius Hardware

I'm in this book.